Phil kidnapping a little girl and threatening her with a trophy.
Phil Mickelson missed Wednesday's Pro-Am because he was stuck in Little Rock, Arkansas by weather in Dallas. Did he not trust his ability to pilot his Gulfstream through stormy weather? Why worry? Who have planes killed besides JFK, Jr., Buddy Holly, former Secretary of Transportation Ron Brown, and Payne Stewart? He got in late, so instead of playing golf with his amateur partners, he took them to lunch. I wonder what they talked about? Possible topics:
- His fabulous wealth
- His amazingly hot wife
- His Gulfstream
- How he became a pilot
- Which is better: Karate or Ninjitsu? (Hint, it's ninjitsu, in which Phil is no doubt a black belt...a black so dark, light cannot escape its surface)
- Whether his man boobs are composed of subcutaneous fat or the other kind.
- How to change your sweat soaked polo on the turn in less than twenty seconds.
- Q&A! Rules: The only Qs must be about Phil and how great he is. The only As will be in the affirmative.
- Interesting facts about our meal! Did you know farm raised salmon is actually worse for the environment? Do you know how many calories are in a butter packet? Do you know how mayonnaise is made? Phil knows the answers to all these questions and many more.
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