SECOND PLACE! FUCK YEAH!Back with another installment of Pount-Cointerpount, where me and The Commish conspire to drag our beloved PGA stars through the mud. This week, Chris DiMarco, a.k.a. The Wop Genius.
The Commish:
TWG is always one of the more difficult players to rank on my draft board. He's clearly a top-25 player, but the question is always how high should he go? TWG's FGA career has been filled with tons of top-10s and top-25s, including the majors, but he has no wins in that time. TWG has never been considered an elite player, more of an over-achiever. He is one of the shorter drivers on Tour and he's not afraid to miss cuts in bunches. However, I do rank him as the number one Italian-sounding-name-golfer, ahead of the likes of Rory Sabbatini, David Berganio, Jr., and Daisuke Maruyama. FGA members have drafted him as high as 9th (2006) and as low as 22nd (2004), showing that most of us don't really know where to place him. I've always thought that he's a solid late second round or early third round pick. He's too inconsistent to go higher than that. He'll likely end up on my draft board somewhere between 15-20.
And me:
Sack Lodge: What's the name of that P.I. we used to set up that Shearson Lehman prick?
Trapster: The big sleazy, Tommy Gufano! He's a wop genius.
Hell yeah, he is. Always that date rapee, and never the date rapist...
The Commish:
TWG is always one of the more difficult players to rank on my draft board. He's clearly a top-25 player, but the question is always how high should he go? TWG's FGA career has been filled with tons of top-10s and top-25s, including the majors, but he has no wins in that time. TWG has never been considered an elite player, more of an over-achiever. He is one of the shorter drivers on Tour and he's not afraid to miss cuts in bunches. However, I do rank him as the number one Italian-sounding-name-golfer, ahead of the likes of Rory Sabbatini, David Berganio, Jr., and Daisuke Maruyama. FGA members have drafted him as high as 9th (2006) and as low as 22nd (2004), showing that most of us don't really know where to place him. I've always thought that he's a solid late second round or early third round pick. He's too inconsistent to go higher than that. He'll likely end up on my draft board somewhere between 15-20.
And me:
Sack Lodge: What's the name of that P.I. we used to set up that Shearson Lehman prick?
Trapster: The big sleazy, Tommy Gufano! He's a wop genius.
Hell yeah, he is. Always that date rapee, and never the date rapist...- The Wop Genius's career is littered with more number twos than Clark Kent's back yard after Super Dog gets into the baking chocolate.
- I haven't seen so many deuces since I went to www.ratemypoo.com
- Chris DiMarco: The 1990-1993 Buffalo Bills of the PGA.
- DiMarco and Jim Kelly could run a hundred yard dash and they would both come in second.
- Thomas Jefferson doesn't spend that much time next to the number two.
- What's the difference between DiMarco and Captain Ahab?
...Ahab only lost the big one once.
- What do Chris DiMarco's trophy case and Nicole Richie's stomach have in common?
...They're both empty.
- What's the difference between Chris DiMarco's trophy case and Nicole Richie's stomach?
...Half the guys in Hollywood haven't blown their load on Chris DiMarco's trophy case.
AND I'M OUT!
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