Thursday, March 1, 2007

Sand in here, foam in here, somethin' in here.

Sometimes Natalie Gulbis looks overrated, and sometimes... sometimes... damn...

Anyway, here is a piece prescribing a cure for Match Play boredom. The problem: in single-elimination match play, they weekend doesn't always feature Tiger & FIGJAM, which is the only time most people (rubes) tune in to watch golf. Solution: Hold an LPGA match play event at the same time, doubling the chances of a compelling weekend match up. Compelling in the PGA = Tiger or Phil versus a flamboyant Euro with loud pants. Compelling in the LPGA = two of the new hot pieces of short-skirted femgolf action-gimme some Creamer and some Gulbis and hopefully not JoAnne Carner. (Seriously, check her out.) Then, to top it off, how about the 32 men and 32 women who were knocked out in the first round all square off in a coed consolation bracket. Does that sound awesome? Hmm....

Here's a fluff piece about the Honda Classic and the redone PGA National.

And this week's hot or not (not = American golf. If you don't believe me, look at the top 30 in the rankings after Nos. 1 through 3).

And Paula Creamer can't keep the stick out of her mouth...(I couldn't resist).

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