Beauty and the Washed Up Hack

Video: She Says, Z Says*

In what is unquestionably the best recurring video segment on any sports website, "She Says, Z Says" features 19-year-old swimsuit model Brooklyn Decker talking sports (natch) with Paul Zimmerman, a fossilized Sports Illustrated writer, apparently as part of Dr. Z's treatment for E.D.

I don't know if you all have seen any of these, but I can't recommend them highly enough. Brooklyn, (or 'Sweets' as I call her), usually spouts some H.S.O. along the lines of "I think the Colts will win the Super Bowl." Then, Dr. Z then tries not to blow his load while he responds. He usually agrees with her. No surprise there. (Did I mention she was born in 1987?) This part takes about five seconds.

Then, for the next four minutes they show video clips of the making of the Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue.

This week's episode prominently features some borderline NSFW footage of the lovely Marisa "Are You F-ing Kidding Me?" Miller, best known as the official logo/mascot of storied FGAFFL franchise, Three Nut Minimum.















If you have the time and bandwidth, you will really be missing something if you don't peruse this blatant excuse to sell magazines under the guise of "sports" talk.