Is Tadd Fujikawa the next Michelle Wie? Gary Van Sickle thinks so. You be the judge. Let me be the first to predict a season-long Fujikawa fellatio-fest/Wie hate-on. No matter how great people think that Weeble is, he's not the next Michelle Wie. Why? Well, because no one has ever checked Wikipedia to see if Tadd Fujikawa is "legal," that's why.
On an alliterative note, a wacky morning "Zoo Crew" held a stunt called "Hold Your Wee for a Wii." Contestants had to drink water and hold their pee the longest to win the Nintendo Wii. The second place contestant died of water intoxication after the contest. Creepy audio of a listener calling into the show during the stunt and warning the zany DJs that the people could die. Their response? "We know. We had 'em sign a waiver, so we're okay." MAN IN THE BOX, GET BACK IN THAT BOX!!
What did we learn today? Wee + Wii + Wie = Tadd Fujikawa is not human, but is a Playskool doll.
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