You heard it here last: the FGA Draft will take place at the bar of the Hotel Del on Coronado Island in classy, San Diego, California the weekend of March 31-April 1. San Diego, (which is German for "Whale's Vagina"), is not to be confused with Santiago, Chile, home of the Estadio Olympico. Book your flights now and reserve a spot at the 1st Annual Fantasy Golf Association Real Golf Tournament, to be held on the South Course at Torrey Pines. In case there was ever any doubt, it is now official: THIS LEAGUE F-ING ROCKS!
As if you needed any more incentive to attend, it was recently announced that Alyssa Milano, star of such masturbatory interludes as "last night in my apartment" will be acting as a celebrity caddy at the tournament. Alyssa is famous for her role as the official mascot of the Santa Monica Milano Hairbrush of the FGAFFL. The Hairbrush (or just The 'Brush) is one of those teams like the Utah Jazz or the Stanford Cardinal: although composed of more than one person, the team has a singular name. This is confusing, because I never know whether to say The Milano Hairbrush "is" an over-rated, lucky, shitpot of a team, or The Milano Hairbrush "are" an over-rated, lucky, shitpot of a team.
See you f-ers in San Diego, or "The Sandy" as its called.
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