Jealous?
Well, Tiger is
staking his claim in the nation's capital, (a.k.a. The DC/NOVA/SOMA Metrogasm). His charity, the eponymous Tiger Woods Foundation, is set to become the title sponsor and beneficiary of a new D.C-area tournament to be held in the Independence Day slot vacated by the now-defunct International. It is expected that Tiger will play the new tournament annually, although this year things are complicated by the birth of his human/Norse God hybrid offspring this summer. So, Tiger skips the International and it dies. Tiger announces he will play in a tournament in the Washington area and a new tournament is created overnight to replace the recently deceased Booz Allen.
Is this all just a precursor to the rumored Tiger Tour? Time will tell. After reading the article, my question is what does the Tiger Woods Foundation do exactly? If I had to guess it tutors children in the following areas of TW's expertise:
1) Excellence
2) Ultimacy
3) Worldwide domination
4) Global brand creation and enhancement
5) Golf
6) Norse Mythology, (in particular, study of the Norse Goddess Freyja)
7) Mind-boggling wealth
8) Super Yachts
9) Ass kicking
10) Name taking
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