Paul Casey, (sitting on a Hummer, left), won the Abu Dhabi Golf Championship this week. After, he went scooting around the desert with Sergio Garcia in a Hummer, which sounds a little suspect to me, but is apparently cool...(can I get a ruling?) Those looking for a solid Eurotrash bastard to add to their early season lineup might consider Casey, who was hot last year, winning the Volvo China Open, the Johnny Walker Championship and the HSBC World Match Play Championship on the European Tour.Of course, as you might remember, Casey was then was picked up by the Mitch Cumsteins as the perfect under-the-radar dark horse Euro that would win the Cumsteins the British Open. Casey proceeded to finish dead last among players who made the cut. So, be careful with the Euros, my friends. You never know when their slovenly, socialistic work ethic will come back to haunt you. Those looking for a more reliable pick than Casey might consider Ian Poulter's head cover/muppet.
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Melkus, this blog is a work of genius. Keep it up. Not to give away draft strategies, but I think this may be the year I adopt the strategy of Evan "2-Time Champ" Singer (by the way, can that be his new nickname, "Evan 2-Time"?) and not draft a single Euro. They always disappoint and yet I keep wasting low and high round draft picks on them. I think I'd rather use a draft pick on a good American player like D.A. Points or Keiichiro Fukabori then Miguel Angel Jimenez. Not to mention that adding a Euro right before a major is always a sign of desperation. No one has ever won a major because they picked up Colin Montgomerie just before the British Open.
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