Hart On

Whoa, pardner! Dudley Hart is one sweaty bastard. Keep in mind, the high temperature today in Scottsdale was 55 degrees...yes, Farenheit. If he plays the Byron Nelson this year, I'm going with a couple extra XXL pink polos and will throw them at him, along with a chamois cloth, some iodine pills and a Beer Buddy.

Chas. Howell III continues his hot streak, but may be peaking too early in the year. Can he keep up this pace? Chris DiMarco, "The Wop Genius," is up there as well, along with David Toms and Paul Azinger...is he still alive?

Badgolfer.com, which clearly targets a demographic that would include every member of the FGA, has an official photo gallery of beer carts girls. (Seriously.) It ranges from "Yikes" to "Yes, I'm quite intrigued" to "Holy shit, is that my aunt Rhonda?!" If you have the means, I highly recommend you take a ganders at it yourself.