The AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am is upon us. Here is the official list of "celebrities" scheduled to play:
| Harris Barton | Mischa Barton's dad
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| Chris Berman | Sportscaster and noted philanderer
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| Michael Bolton | Shitty singer
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| Tom Brady | Giselle Bundchen's new boy toy and sonofabitch for it |
| Joe Buck | Sportscaster riding on dad's coattails
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| Glen Campbell | Entertainer??
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| Don Cheadle | Actor and noted black guy
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| Kevin Costner | The Rich Man's Dennis Quaid
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| Carson Daly | TV Host and D-Bag Extraordinaire, is successful why?
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| Tom Dreesen | Unknown |
| Glenn Frey | 'Miami Vice' soundtrack contributor
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| Kenny G | Michael Bolton's formerly conjoined twin
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| Peter Gallagher | (Dad on 'The O.C.' - check with Toby for plot details)
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| Danny Gans | Unknown |
| Andy Garcia | Poor Man's Al Pacino.
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| Thomas Gibson | Inventor of AIDS
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| Joe Gransden | Cat rapist
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| Bob Griese | Collie Molester
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| Kevin James | Noted sitcom Fat Guy Married to [formerly] Hot Chick
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| Huey Lewis | F-ing Awesome Musician |
| Rush Limbaugh | Reactionary, balding blowhard with E.D.
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| George Lopez | Noted Mexican
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| Bill Murray | Great actor, only real celeb on this list
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| Craig T. Nelson | Coach
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| Chris ODonnell | Dork
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| Stone Phillips | Android |
| Ray Romano | Noted fat pathetic schmuck
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| Darius Rucker | Hootie |
| Kelly Slater | World Surfing Champion - Not A.C.
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| Emmitt Smith | Professional Football Player |
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The AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am is upon us. Here is the official list of "celebrities" scheduled to play:
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